Baijznyherglert'allalax Sempotyllallalligrfturg waited. The lights above him smiled down at him with tiny Sharpie faces. There were pirates on the ship. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for days. His warnings to Captainjameswolfgangredd were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Baijznyherglert'allalax was a ship mechanic for a year. When he was young he watched the ships and he said to Firstmatekage "I want to be on the ships Firstmatekage."
Firstmatekage said "No! You will BE KILL BY PIRATES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in his lab on the MS Elegante he knew there were pirates.
"This is Captainjameswolfgangredd" the radio crackered. "You must fight the pirates!"
So Baijznyherglert'allalax gotted his silver arm blade and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the pirates
"I will shoot at him" said the sniper pirate and he fired the rocket missiles. Baijznyherglert'allalax bladed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the pirates" he shouted
The radio said "No, Baijznyherglert'allalax. You are the pirates"
And then Baijznyherglert'allalax was a toaster.