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Isabella Cullen
Sparkle
Sparkling Vampire Fairy Tart

Nicknames

"My Love"

Gender

Female

Age

18

DoB

Don't really care

Species

Human

Languages

English, Hurrdurr

Room

2473 (Deck 11)

Canon

Twilight

Journal

EDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.

Mun

Naya

Bella Swan-Cullen is a sparkly vampire fairy thing that's super perfect and needed to die three days ago. She's the most beautiful girl ever, and she's absolutely perfect, didn't you know?

Background information Edit

Once upon a time, a silly, clumsy little girl named Bella fell in love with a pixie-vampire hybrid named Edward. Because she was so perfect to Edward, he didn’t feel worthy, and ran away and tried to kill himself because he’s emo, and Bella chased him down to stop him, making her best friend Jacob jealous. Later, Bella is hunted by several different evil vampires because she’s just that special, and people die. The boys continued to fight over her, until Edward promised to turn her into a vampire; after they got married, because 18 year old kids totally fall in love and get married all the time because they automatically know that they will be with someone forever. Especially if that someone is a vampire.And then she gives birth to a horrible spawn that almost kills her and shouldn't have existed in the first place. Because vampire venom apparently has tiny vampire sperm in it. Tiny sperm that have teeth. And when the baby, which is given the lamest name on the face of the earth, is born, Jacob falls in love with it immediately, which is fucking gross because he’s like… 18, and she’s not even a month old and Jacob is totally a craddlerobbing freak.But because her baby is a total freak, it tries to kill Bella, who Edward turns to save her life. And she immediately turns into this super vampire freak that has none of the problems a new vampire ever faces, and they all lived Happily Ever After, until the Volturi, a bunch of Italian vamps, come to kill the baby, who in the next few months now resembles a five year old, rather than a five month old, because that just makes all the freaking sense in the world.

Elegante Edit

Relationships Edit

Gay for Kage

Stuff!

External Links Edit

EVEN MORE STUFF.


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