Just think of the utter chaos that would ensue if the MS Elegante had its own high school. Pay attention, be polite, and respect your fucking elders. This is school and the time for laughing is over.
- The Stewardess
- Mr. Siran
- Frau Kopanski: Teacher of Deutsch.
- Professor Jinxington: Teacher of the sciences.
- Señora dela Vega: Teacher of Español.
- Chef Zeke: Culinary director.
- Hakoda: Teacher of Physical Education.
- Doctor Jinx: Sex education director.
- Professor Knowles: Music professor.
- Silver: Cafeteria Lunch