Hello, newbie. Think you're too cool to read everyone's wiki in full? Fine. Here are all of the Failboat's characters in six words.
8| i'm looking at you, amanda and daichu. I fixed all those pieces of crap, complain as you see fit.
Akagi Shigeru: Can out-gamble you, no questions.
Amaria Midesha: Faerie princess. Pretty emo right now.
Ashelin Praxis: She has a penis. Fuck you.
Brynhildr Dottir: Shape-shifter full of stupid and baggage.
Cadence Wayward: Throws tantrums and rules the world.
Catpaw: A cat girl with several spells.
Chase Stein: Is totally an awesome dude, Bro.
Chevrolet: Thinks this is stupid, so brb.
Damas: Animate brick with an eco son.
Daniella: Wants your wombs to be complete.
Daxter: Not to be confused with Dexter.
Dexter Morgan: Kills people on his days off.
Di Roy: No, his teeth aren't really zippers.
Dorian Gray: Beauty is a form of Genius.
Eon Charra-Kinra: A girl hiding as a boy.
Erol: Hit her because she deserved it.
Ezekiel Lerish: Will blow up your kitchen appliances.
Fujiwara Shiro: Honor student with spontaneous wolf parts.
Geldoblame: The biggest flamer on the fairyboat~!
Gunnar Dottir: Overprotective brother is overprotective. Makes coffee.
Haine Rammsteiner: Afraid of females, moody, split personality.
Hannibal King: Former vampire hunter snarks at you.
Isabella dela Vega: She vants to sahck your blahd.
Jak: Animate brick with an eco gun.
Jane Dowe: Apathetic and delusional uber gamer girl.
Janelle no Bryony: Whore, heart of gold, fruit fetish.
Jared: Is a Lvl. 32 Deaf Knight.
Jinx: Wants to fuck you and drink.
Komaba Hajime: But Elegante already has a doctor. :|
Lethe: Loves to taunt the stupid humans. :P
Lily: Kills things but doesn't like it.
(Oot!)Link: Elf!batman misses his utility belt. ):
(Ww!)Link: . . . . . .
Madarame Yonekuni: Hates men but still dates one.
Milliarde Baelheit: Is totally not a 'bug girl'.
Mimmi Kopanski: German Jew from World War Two.
Navid Eannit Khashmul: Physically embodies the term "break-up."
Nnoitra Jiruga: In your bedroom, ruining your woman.
North: Someone thought catpeople would be obedient.
Patrick Mann: Is ttly not related to Guy.
Razer: Fruit basket flung into the sun.
Remy Whitecastle: Bartender who's totally not a wizard.
Rfena: Android asks a lot of questions.
Riley Knight: Human guinea pig tries anything once.
River Tam: HAY DUDES, I'M (really fucking) CRAZY.
Star Sailor Mnemosyne: From a farm. That explains it.
Tera Omagi: Girl who plays DDR too much.
Tony Shepherd: An irredeemable soul hidden by niceties.
Torin Navekha: Sexy guard adopts all your children.
Victor Belle: He puts the "ass" in "harassment."
Vin: Awkward technophile and Jak's biggest fangirl.
Wade Wilson: Will flirt with you for weapons.
Zelda/Sheik: Man or woman? No one knows!