Dysfunctional Worth FamblyEdit
Kage: We're all gonna eat dinner like a Zeshat-damned FAMILY. Honey, put your GUN away.
Even: *looks guilty* Lily, siddown.
Lily: Hazar's nibbling on my ear! D:
Even: Where's Chase?
Kage: CHAAAASE. DINNER.
Chase: *from his room* I'm BUSY.
Kage: Pull your fuckin' pants up and come eat dinner! It's fuckin' Wednesday which means it's fuckin' family Zeshat-damned dinner fuckin' night!
Even: Let him stay in there if he wants, princess.
Kage: *sits down*
Hazar: *starts to steal some of Chase's chicken wings*
Lily: Hazaaaaar! Eveeeeeen, Hazar's taking Chase's chicken wings!
Even: Hazar, don't take your moron brother's chicken wings.
Lily: *constructing a tower out of her macaroni*
Kage: The hell're you doin', kiddo?
Lily: This is my Pain Palace and Cupcake Bakery!
Kage: ... who makes cupcakes in a torture place?
Lily: *shoots him a withering look* The guards. Duh.
Even: Girl, eat your Pain Palace.
Chase: *slouches in and sits down* ... how come I only got three chicken wings?
Chase: *looks at Kage with Puppy Face* I'm huuuungryyyyyyy.
Kage: *sighs and hands Chase some of his*
Chase: *brightens immediately* Thanks, bro! *starts eating, and he slyly yoinks some chicken wings from Hazar's plate while she starts nibbling on the corn on the cob* Yesss.
Even: *eats* ... so what'd you guys do today?
Kage: *eats* Fixed shit. Paperwork. Shot Xamira.
Lily: *eats her Pain Palace* I spuna round in a circle until I threw up.
Hazar: *quietly* I consumed the flesh of the one who stole my chicken.
Chase: Ha ha, what a lose--wait. Here. *hands it back*
((Litzi: featuring the Dysfunctional Worth Fambly))
Kage: How come I took your name?
Even: 'Cause you're the woman.
Kage: Fuck you.
Even: Burn in hell.
Kage: *stands up*
Even: *stands up*
Chase: Oh God, they're gonna start kissing.
Hazar: *to Chase, softly* Now is your chance. Take the chicken you so crave.
Chase: ... *yoink*