Pornography or Bros? YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!!![]
All examples were cribbed from this trainwreck here.
Exhibit A.[]
That don't settle shit, kital.
[Kage snarls, reaching out to snatch the back of Chase's head and knot his rough hand in that thick, long blonde hair. ]
We did your game, now we're doin' mine.
[And he hauls Chase towards the _____, gaze dark and murderous.
Oh yes, they're going to play one of Kage's games now.]
Exhibit B.[]
[He clenches the fist in Chase's hair just to cause the kid pain and then he hurls the kid forward to the _____.]
Get the fuck on. I'm gonna school you, kid.
[And Kage begins to unbutton his uniform jacket, face as serious as a cruise missile.]
Exhibit C.[]
[Chase slammed into the ______ and stumbled; once he got his bearings he looked up at it and saw what it was. _____. _______ was Kage's game of choice!?]
[He gaped.]
...
....You're shitting me.
[It took him a moment, but he snapped out of it. Did Kage know what he was getting into, here? Chase stood on one of the _____ and took off his hoodie, tossing it to the side.]
One _______wasn't enough for you!?
Exhibit D.[]
[Kage had years, inches and pounds of muscle on Chase, so when the kid started to ________ him, Kage burst out laughing and just ______. Chase was heavy, but he was strong and he managed it, hooked one arm under Chase's legs and--]
Oopsy-daisy, motherfucker!
Exhibit E.[]
"Let's see how y'fare when ______ smacks y'in your face, kital."