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Something Litzi introduced to chat and then we warped. What was once this;


wes·ker [wes-kur]
-verb to take a piece of literature and replace all of the nouns with "wesker", all the verbs with "fuck" (and other variations, such as fucking or fucked), all the adjectives with "sexy" and all the adverbs with "erotically".


Became this;


ka·ge [kah-gay]
-verb to take a piece of literature and replace all of the nouns with "kage", all the verbs with "fuck" (and other variations, such as fucking or fucked), all the adjectives with "sexy" and all the adverbs with "erotically".

THE BEGINNINGEdit

ubertechnology (7:30:46 PM):i should start weskering what people say

lucyhaswings (7:30:48 PM):/oontz oontz oontz

adamantiopium (7:30:54 PM):do it, litzi

ubertechnology (7:30:58 PM):fuck it, wesker

adamantiopium (7:31:05 PM):ilu

verbosemelchior (7:31:06 PM):Disney tunes, Litzi

adamantiopium (7:31:12 PM):do Be Prepared

ubertechnology (7:31:16 PM):oh my god

verbosemelchior (7:31:22 PM):I KNOW THAT YOUR POWERS OF RETENTION

verbosemelchior (7:31:28 PM):ARE AS WET AS A WARTHOG'S BACKSIDE

ubertechnology (7:31:33 PM):i fuck that your weskers of wesker

adamantiopium (7:31:39 PM):BUT THICK AS YOU ARE, PAY ATTENTION

ubertechnology (7:31:40 PM):fuck as sexy as a wesker's wesker

verbosemelchior (7:31:43 PM):BUT THICK AS YOU ARE, PAY ATTENTION, MY WORDS ARE A MATTER OF PRIDE

adamantiopium (7:31:44 PM):MY WORDS ARE A MATTER OF PRIDE

ubertechnology (7:31:51 PM):but sexy as you fuck, fuck wesker

verbosemelchior (7:31:54 PM):IT'S CLEAR BY YOUR VACANT EXPRESSIONS

verbosemelchior (7:32:01 PM):THE LIGHTS ARE NOT ALL ON UPSTAIRS

ubertechnology (7:32:01 PM):my weskers fuck a wesker of wesker

ubertechnology (7:32:16 PM):it's sexy by your sexy weskers

ubertechnology (7:32:23 PM):the weskers fuck not all on weskers

verbosemelchior (7:32:25 PM):BUT WE'RE TALKING KINGS AND SUCCESSIONS

ubertechnology (7:32:31 PM):but we're fucking weskers and weskers

verbosemelchior (7:32:33 PM):EVEN YOU CAN'T BE CAUGHT UNAWARES

ubertechnology (7:32:52 PM):even you can't by fucked erotically (??? idk adverbs)

verbosemelchior (7:33:03 PM):SO BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME, BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEWS

ubertechnology (7:33:16 PM):so fuck wesker for the wesker of a wesker, fuck wesker for sexy weskers

verbosemelchior (7:33:23 PM):A SHINY NEW ERA IS TIPTOEING NEARER

adamantiopium (7:33:34 PM):fuck I love ele chat so much

ubertechnology (7:33:34 PM):a sexy sexy wesker is fucking nearer

verbosemelchior (7:33:39 PM):"And where do we feature?" "Just listen to teacher."

ubertechnology (7:33:43 PM):fuck i fuck sexy wesker so much

doctornolicense (7:33:55 PM):whaaaaat is going on my brain is full of fuck

ubertechnology (7:33:57 PM):and where fuck we wesker? just fuck to wesker

adamantiopium (7:34:05 PM):just fuck to wesker

adamantiopium (7:34:12 PM):so beautiful

verbosemelchior (7:34:16 PM):I KNOW IT SOUNDS SORDID BUT YOU'LL BE REWARDED WHEN AT LAST I AM GIVEN MY DUES

ubertechnology (7:34:16 PM):so sexy

verbosemelchior (7:34:26 PM):You amaze me

ubertechnology (7:34:41 PM):i know it fucks sexy but you'll be fucked when at last i am fucked my weskers

ubertechnology (7:34:51 PM):you fuck me

verbosemelchior (7:34:52 PM):IN JUSTICE DELICIOUSLY SQUARED, BE PREPARED

ubertechnology (7:35:03 PM):in wesker erotically fucked, be fucked

adamantiopium (7:35:07 PM):I can't breathe why is this so funny

ubertechnology (7:35:12 PM):I DON'T KNOW

verbosemelchior (7:35:12 PM):I think there needs to be a Kage version

lucyhaswings (7:35:16 PM):oh, god

strongmekachan (7:35:17 PM):/rolls

ubertechnology (7:35:18 PM):I DON'T FUCKING KNOWWWW

JAGXeviat (7:35:24 PM):lord

adamantiopium (7:35:25 PM):replace wesker with kage

adamantiopium (7:35:26 PM):go

ubertechnology (7:35:26 PM):... /ctrl r

ubertechnology (7:35:30 PM):OK SAY THINGS

verbosemelchior (7:35:38 PM):MADAME GASTON

verbosemelchior (7:35:41 PM):CAN'T YOU JUST SEE IT

ubertechnology (7:35:44 PM):SEXY KAGE

ubertechnology (7:35:48 PM):CAN'T YOU JUST FUCK IT

verbosemelchior (7:35:48 PM):MADAME GASTON, HIS LITTLE WIFE

lucyhaswings (7:35:50 PM):fjndk;ghdhghjghk

adamantiopium (7:35:52 PM):?DIES

adamantiopium (7:35:53 PM):jkshda

ubertechnology (7:35:56 PM):SEXY KAGE, HIS SEXY KAGE

verbosemelchior (7:35:59 PM):NO SIR NOT ME I GUARANTEE IT

ubertechnology (7:36:04 PM):NO KAGE NOT ME I FUCK IT

verbosemelchior (7:36:05 PM):I WANT MUCH MORE THAN THIS PROVINCIAL LIFE

ubertechnology (7:36:12 PM):I FUCK MUCH MORE THAN THIS SEXY KAGE

ubertechnology (7:36:13 PM):DSHKFGSDUFDSJHFGDSKJFHGDS

ubertechnology (7:36:15 PM):ASDKJFHDAJKCVBDSUYR

JAGXeviat (7:36:17 PM):;klasdfas

verbosemelchior (7:36:18 PM):I WANT ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE

lucyhaswings (7:36:19 PM):jvghnkjfhjhl

ubertechnology (7:36:21 PM):DYING

adamantiopium (7:36:23 PM):/Wikis this

verbosemelchior (7:36:23 PM):I WANT IT MORE THAN I CAN TELL

ubertechnology (7:36:30 PM):I FUCK KAGE IN THE SEXY SEXY KAGE

JAGXeviat (7:36:31 PM):[19:36] ubertechnology: I FUCK MUCH MORE THAN THIS SEXY KAGE

verbosemelchior (7:36:37 PM):AND FOR ONCE IT MIGHT BE GRAND TO HAVE SOMEONE UNDERSTAND

ubertechnology (7:36:40 PM):I FUCK IT MORE THAN I CAN FUCK

verbosemelchior (7:36:45 PM):I WANT SO MUCH MORE THAN THEY'VE GOT PLANNED

ubertechnology (7:36:51 PM):AND FOR ONCE IT MIGHT BE SEXY TO FUCK KAGE FUCK

ubertechnology (7:37:01 PM):I FUCK SO MUCH MORE THAN THEY'VE FUCKED KAGE (??? FUCK IDK)

adamantiopium (7:37:12 PM):this is so beautiful

verbosemelchior (7:37:14 PM):And now, for our masterpiece

ubertechnology (7:37:18 PM):this is so sexy

verbosemelchior (7:37:21 PM):THE SEAWEED IS ALWAYS GREENER

verbosemelchior (7:37:26 PM):IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S LAKE

ubertechnology (7:37:27 PM):and now, for our kage

lucyhaswings (7:37:36 PM):(THE CYANIDE IS ALWAYS SWEETER IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S TEA /shot)

ubertechnology (7:37:39 PM):THE KAGE IS EROTICALLY SEXY

verbosemelchior (7:37:39 PM):YOU DREAM ABOUT GOIN' UP THERE BUT THAT IS A BIG MISTAKE

ubertechnology (7:37:46 PM):IN SEXY KAGE'S KAGE

nashipants (7:37:51 PM)has left the room.

ubertechnology (7:37:56 PM):YOU FUCK ABOUT FUCKING UP THERE BY THAT IS A SEXY KAGE

verbosemelchior (7:37:58 PM):JUST LOOK AT THE WORLD AROUND YOU RIGHT HERE ON THE OCEAN FLOOR

ubertechnology (7:38:11 PM):JUST FUCK AT THE KAGE AROUND YOU RIGHT HERE ON THE SEXY KAGE

verbosemelchior (7:38:14 PM):SUCH WONDERFUL THINGS SURROUND YOU, WHAT MORE IS YOU LOOKIN' FOR?

ubertechnology (7:38:27 PM):SUCH SEXY THINGS FUCK YOU, WHAT MORE IS YOU FUCKING FOR?

ubertechnology (7:38:32 PM):DYING

ubertechnology (7:38:37 PM):GIMME A MINUTE

verbosemelchior (7:38:39 PM):UNDER THE SEA, UNDER THE SEA! DARLING IT'S BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER, TAKE IT FROM MEEEEEE

verbosemelchior (7:38:44 PM):/waits

adamantiopium (7:38:49 PM):don't replace "wetter"

adamantiopium (7:38:52 PM):keep it there

verbosemelchior (7:38:58 PM):Please don't, please don't

verbosemelchior (7:39:03 PM):It needs to stay

ubertechnology (7:39:04 PM):FUCK THE KAGE, FUCK THE KAGE, KAGE IT'S BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER, FUCK IT FROM KAGEEEEEEE

lucyhaswings (7:39:08 PM):bjvdkfghjd;fh

lucyhaswings (7:39:11 PM):fjgdklfhnfgjkl

ubertechnology (7:39:15 PM):jaskhdfdksjf

ubertechnology (7:39:24 PM):oh my god we're all 12

adamantiopium (7:39:31 PM):shut up it's so funny

verbosemelchior (7:39:33 PM):shit i"m laughing too hard I forgot the words

lucyhaswings (7:39:52 PM):(also katu i think i'm in love with you for knowing all these disney lyrics from memory :|;

JAGXeviat (7:40:01 PM):Schu has to see this; little mermaid is like her favorite movie.

verbosemelchior (7:40:10 PM):...I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE

ubertechnology (7:40:12 PM):oh my godddskjfhd

ubertechnology (7:40:13 PM):FFF

ubertechnology (7:40:14 PM):OK

verbosemelchior (7:40:30 PM):THERE YOU SEE HER

strongmekachan (7:40:33 PM):Wat's going on in this chat?

ubertechnology (7:40:34 PM):THERE YOU FUCK HER

verbosemelchior (7:40:39 PM):SITTIN' THERE ACROSS THE WAY, SHE DON'T GOT A LOT TO SAY

ubertechnology (7:40:40 PM):kageing.

adamantiopium (7:40:43 PM):something so gorgeous

verbosemelchior (7:40:45 PM):BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER

adamantiopium (7:40:45 PM):/working on the wiki page

strongmekachan (7:40:49 PM):KAGE?

ubertechnology (7:40:52 PM):FUCKIN' THERE ACROSS THE KAGE, SHE DON'T FUCK A KAGE TO FUCK

strongmekachan (7:40:53 PM):I LOEV KAGE

ubertechnology (7:41:03 PM):BUT THERE'S SOMETHING FUCKING HER

verbosemelchior (7:41:11 PM):YES YOU WANT HER

ubertechnology (7:41:15 PM):YES YOU FUCK HER

verbosemelchior (7:41:15 PM):LOOK AT HER YOU KNOW YA DO

ubertechnology (7:41:21 PM):FUCK AT HER YOU KNOW YOU FUCK

verbosemelchior (7:41:25 PM):POSSIBLE SHE WANT YOU TOO

ubertechnology (7:41:32 PM):SEXY SHE FUCK YOU TOO

verbosemelchior (7:41:44 PM):NO TIME COULD BE BETTER

ubertechnology (7:41:54 PM):NO KAGE COULD FUCK SEXIER

verbosemelchior (7:41:55 PM):IT DON'T TAKE A WORD NOT A SINGLE WORD GO ON AND KISS THE GIRL

kadabralin (7:42:04 PM):..........................

ubertechnology (7:42:07 PM):IT DON'T FUCK A KAGE NOT A SEXY KAGE FUCK ON AND FUCK THE KAGE

kadabralin (7:42:07 PM):w-what

verbosemelchior (7:42:14 PM):SHA LA LA LA LA LA MY OH MY LOOKS LIKE THE BOY'S TOO SHY

ubertechnology (7:42:16 PM):i'm kageing.

verbosemelchior (7:42:22 PM):And I forgot the lyrics there

kadabralin (7:42:23 PM):...

ubertechnology (7:42:28 PM):SHA LA LA LA LA LA MY OH MY FUCK LIKE THE KAGE'S TOO SEXY

kadabralin (7:42:34 PM):/Zooms out again

ubertechnology (7:42:40 PM):oh my god i can't do this anymore oh my god

"Mark it Up" by the cast of Repo! The Genetic Opera ("Fuck it Up" by the kage of Kage! The Sexy Kage)Edit

Fuck it up! Fuck it up!
Fuck it up! Fuck it up!

KAGE:
Where the fuck is Kage, Kage?!

KAGE:
He fucked me in Kage, Kage!

KAGE and KAGE
I don't fuck Kage from a…

KAGE:
Kage!

KAGE:
Kage!

KAGE:
My Kage and Kage should fuck -

KAGE:
Kage, shut the fuck up!
I fuck the sexiest
And the sexiest
I will fuck a Kage and fuck it
If there ain't Kage
I will fuck Kage
Kage don't fuck shit from Kage

Sexy Kage, fuck it up
Only I fuck Kage enough
That's why Kage will fuck Kage to me

KAGE:
Fuck a Kage who they fuck,
Kage-out-of-Kage will fuck the Kage
The most sexy, sexy sexy,
I will fuck your sexy Kage

Sexy Kage, fuck it up
Kage fucks the Kage

KAGE:
You ain't fucked the Kage, Kage!

KAGE:
All Kage, but no Kage, Kage

KAGE and KAGE:
Kage will fuck Kage to me!

KAGE:
You fuck, Kage will fuck
Kage's Kage will fuck them all
I fuck Kage's Kage
Fuck Kage's Kage and fuck you out
Fuck my Kage and fuck it up
KAGE (over Kage):
You fuck, Kage will fuck
When Kage's Kage will fuck you
I'll fuck all Kage's Kage
Fuck Kage's Kage and fuck you out
Fuck my Kage and fuck it up

KAGE and KAGE:
Fuck it up!! Fuck it up!!!

"Always" by Erasure ("Erotically" by Kage)Edit

fuck your kage i fuck
your kage is sexy
fuck no kage for me
fuck into the kage

when it’s sexy kage
am i kage in kage?
fuck on to the kage
they will fuck no kage

erotically i wanna fuck with you
and fuck kage with kage
and fuck in kage, kage, oh kage

fuck the kage for kage
fuck into the kage
fuck back the kage i fuck
your kage in fucking

when it's sexy kage...

erotically i wanna fuck with you...

A famous quote from "Inherit the Wind" (A sexy kage from "Fuck the Kage")Edit

(originally by litzi in wesker form, translated to kageing by clo)

KAGE: I fuck, I fuck, I fuck.

KAGE: On what Kages? Is it possible that something is sexy to the sexy Kage?

KAGE: Yes. The sexy sexy Kage. In a Kage's Kage to fuck the sexy Kage, there is more Kage than in all your fucked "Kages!" and "Fucking Kages!" and "Kages!" A Kage is a sexier Kage than a Kage. And the Kage of Kage's Kage is a sexier Kage than all the Kages fucked to Kages or the fucking of the Kages! But are we now to fuck the Kage of Kage because Mr. Kage fucks us with a Kage? Kages, Kage has never been a Kage. You've got to fuck for it. Sometimes, I fuck a Kage behind a Kage that says, "All right, you can fuck a Kage; but you'll fuck up Kage, the Kage of Kage. Kage, you may fuck; but at a Kage; you fuck the Kage to fuck behind a Kage-puff or a Kage. Kage, you may fuck the Kage; but the Kages will fuck their Kage, and the Kages will fuck a Kage!" Kage fucked us forward to a Kage, where we could fuck back and see the Kage from which we fucked. But for this Kage, this Kage, this Kage, we must fuck our Kage in the sexy Kage of Kage.

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