Ponk is food. Delicious, edible food. It apparently isn't kosher.

Ponk may, or may not, be people.

Apparently Mimmi is the only person on the failboat who cannot eat Ponk, for if she does blood will squirt from her eyes and she'll die. Because she's Jewish.

Kage is gay for ponk.

fools, wikipedia says ponk is some indian millet dish!

also, ponk is gay for kage. fixed.
Not Ponk

This isn't ponk.


Actually ponk and Kage had one magical night in Singapore a few years back...

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